What do you do when good old mom is a murderer?
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Watchtower says the ORGANIZATION is Jehovah's wife and our Mother???
by Witness 007 inwatchtower may 1st 1957 "....we must recognize not only jehovah god as our father but his orginization as our mother...obedience to the living god and his wifely organization as well...".
very catholic of them!!!!!
jehovah is married to new york bethel!!
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if only eve had had a sassy gay friend....
by chickpea inyah way!.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqhkzyvlll8&annotation_id=annotation_906402&feature=iv.
second city has a whole series .
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If Eve had a gay friend, the human race would have died in the Garden of Eden
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SPOUSAL ABUSE
by Dogpatch ini had to post this from freeminds, was such a good article lee!.
randy.
http://www.freeminds.org/support/dear-lee/spousal-abuse.html.
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Women...you can't live with 'em and you can't live with 'em.
Pass the beernuts
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Greetings Deists
by Fester ini initially joined this group a couple of years back thinking it would be a great place to spread the real good news about deism.
if you're unfamiliar with deism, please check out the site:.
http://www.deism.com.
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Fester, I was here first, and I'm spreading the word about Gourdenes. So bugger off
Life of Brian Script
Scene 18: The Holy Gourd of Jerusalem
The sketch:
holy music
FOLLOWERS: ...Look! Ah! Oh! Oh!
ARTHUR: He has given us a sign!
FOLLOWER: Oh!
SHOE FOLLOWER: He has given us... His shoe!
ARTHUR: The shoe is the sign. Let us follow His example.
SPIKE: What?
ARTHUR: Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.
EDDIE: Yes.
SHOE FOLLOWER: No, no, no. The shoe is...
YOUTH: No.
SHOE FOLLOWER: ...a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance.
GIRL: Cast off...
SPIKE: Aye. What?
GIRL: ...the shoes! Follow the Gourd!
SHOE FOLLOWER: No! Let us gather shoes together!
FRANK: Yes.
SHOE FOLLOWER: Let me!
ELSIE: Oh, get off!
YOUTH: No, no! It is a sign that, like Him, we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!
SHOE FOLLOWER: Give me your shoe!
YOUTH: Get off!
GIRL: Follow the Gourd! The Holy Gourd of Jerusalem!
FOLLOWER: The Gourd!
HARRY: Hold up the sandal, as He has commanded us!
ARTHUR: It is a shoe! It is a shoe!
HARRY: It's a sandal!
ARTHUR: No, it isn't!
GIRL: Cast it away!
ARTHUR: Put it on!
YOUTH: And clear off!
SHOE FOLLOWER: Take the shoes and follow Him!
GIRL: Come,...
FRANK: Yes!
GIRL: ...all ye who call yourself Gourdenes!
SPIKE: Stop! Stop! Stop, I say! Stop! Let us-- let us pray. Yea, He cometh to us, like the seed to the grain.
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A Question To All on this Board
by kes152 inhello,.
i have been reading this board for some time and would like to ask: why you come here and post?
what do you all hope to accomplish by being here?.
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I'm on a Mission from God to reveal to the world the One True Religion. The Gourdenes. Cast away the sandal shoe! Follow the Holy Gourd Of Jerusalam!
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Watchtower says GENERATION is NOT the Anointed!
by UnDisfellowshipped incompare these two "generation" quotes from the watchtower -- which one is correct?
how did god's "channel of communication" make an error this big?.
the watchtower, november 1st, 1995, pages 30-31:.
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It's not "new light" or "brighter light". It's "different light".
They don't fine tune or polish their doctrine. The new generation teaching is not a refining of what they've taught for years. It's a complete change of direction. Their "light" is not getting brighter. They've turned off one "light" and turned on a completely different one
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Youtube of the 'Remain in the Secret Place' generation talk at District Convention.
by ThomasCovenant inapologies if this is old news.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giol10a6fvw&feature=related.
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10 seconds in, I wanted to turn the damn thing off. So many unpleasant memories came flooding back. Years and years of listening to the mindless droning of the speakers at meetings and assemblies. Jesus Christ, they all sound exactly the same.
Two things stood out to me. (1) Where is the "Scriptual Evidence" that there are two and only two groups? Where does the Bible back up their claim of an "original group" and an "overlapping" group?
(2) Watching the zombies in attendance drink up this kool-aid without a thought in their heads made me laugh and made me sick to my stomach at the same time. Absolutely unreal. Close your eyes and picture Jim Jones addressing that crowd. No wonder they're called "sheep".
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Would you study the Bible with these people??
by kurtbethel init's free!.
there is something disturbing about this.
can not put my finger on it though.
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Why is the guy wearing matching shorts?
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Thought Control (A simple test for JW's)
by TD inin george orwell's novel 'nineteen eighty-four' the capitulation of the principal protagonist is portrayed in his willingness to assent to the proposition that two and two make five.
once he had denied objective reality, his mental conquest was complete and he was no longer truly the master of his own mind.
nineteen eighty-four is in many ways, a very depressing read.. a charge commonly leveled at jehovah's witnesses is that the type of mind control envisioned by orwell has been and continues to be used on them.
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"New Light". It's the all-purpose answer
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2010 district convention badge
by thundarr inhi all.
do anyone a scan of the badge card.
i move and it convention time ths weekend an need to replace my family card before friday.
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Or just go fishing
